dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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