didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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