so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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