Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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