billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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