I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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