question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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