I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Randomize
