just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
do nipples grow back?
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