I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
