Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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