Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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