I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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