is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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