This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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