The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
