I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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