Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We have so much sex to catch up on
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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