I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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