He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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