Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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