i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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