Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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