I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
my poor anus
Floor bacon is actually really good
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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