Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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