I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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