Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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