I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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