what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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