My nipple is on Facebook.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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