Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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