how can u be prego again
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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