As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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