a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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