id be glad to
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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