Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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