The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
mondays should just be called national damage control day
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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