Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize