they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
