Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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