Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize