Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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