I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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