discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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