So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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