I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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