Where did you get a picture of my penis
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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