beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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