the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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