Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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