grandma shit on top of the toilet
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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