i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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