i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
do herpes really smell.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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